Flamethrower Sales Are Now Complete

  • Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)

  • Taxes and shipping will be added at checkout

  • Additional customs fees may apply for international orders because of laws

  • International customers can receive a full refund if not happy with said fees

  • Before shipping, aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme for review and acceptance

  • Starts shipping in spring

  • May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses


The Boring Company Fire Extinguisher

Buy an overpriced Boring Company fire extinguisher! You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool sticker and the button is conveniently riiiight above.

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